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Saw coming back!
FEDEX REPORTS THAT ZSA BANNED HIM FOREVER REASON?
THE MADDIE AND TAILS DOLL INTERVIEW IS HERE!
Maddie and the Tails Doll interview!
Q:What do you think of the tails doll?
A:I think he’s cute, awesome, and HE PWNS.
Q:Do you think he is real?
A:I’m not quite sure, but I have seen many things that look very very real.
Q:Have you tried the curse?
A:No, but I may try it someday.
Q:Since when did you start being obsessed with him?
A:Sometime in June or July, when I saw this Youtube Poop video which was part of a fad, called “I JUST” and in the related videos, there was one called, “I DARE YA TO WATCH THIS IN FULL SCREEN” in which there was a drawing of the Tails Doll with the theme of the “Halloween” movies, and the picture was getting zoomed in very slowly to make it seem creepy. I looked in the comments to see what others said it was, (I hadn’t heard of the doll at the time) I saw someone say that it was the Tails Doll. So I searched a few videos on it and some of them interested me. Then, I become a huge lover of the Tails Doll.
SAW COMING BACK! 
Saw will talk about him coming back to DP and becoming a mod. In our next newspaper,we have the itnerview in!
Here is what Saw had to say today:
Q. What mainly made you come back to DP?
A. After coming back from the Hamptons, I had noticed there was a poll to have James back. Obviously, I would react, and said he should come back. As he was admin, he made me mod again, and really kicked the staff into shape. It reminded me of old times, and made me realize DP can be fun if you enjoy your friends and users!
Q. What are your thoughts of the DP times?
A. I think the DP Times is a really good edition to DP! It lets out news about stuff people will find out about if they didn’t experience. Ex. The Noob Attack. I wasnt there. If I was there I’d blow their faces off with my Noob Blastah.
Q. Are you Happy you came back to DP? Or do you regret it?
A. Very happy to come back to DP, even though James is gone again. I realized even if someone epic is here, I should focus overall on the forum. I mean, with over 2000 users, moderating this forum must be really worthwhile! Handling 2000 users must be like handling a monkey that just ate vanilla ice cream!…. yeah I dont get it either.
Q. Do you thing DP is better with James?
A. I must admit, DP was funner with James, but not everybody can have anything. I do miss James.
Q. What do you think about the Fedex/Zsa conflict?
A. Ah, the Zsa/Fedex conflict. Perhaps more crazier than the Obama/McCain campaign, perhaps more mindblowing than getting a brainfreeze. Well first off, Fedex is a huge idiot. Yeah. I said it. He has no idea what he does on the forum, the only reason he gets anywhere on the forum is because he uses his stupid Xats to get back in the staff. He literally should just gtfo. And the conflict is ridiculous. It’s obvious Zsa is right. Fedex should go get a job at a trash pickup industry for all I care.
Extra Question. Do you like waffle?
A. Waffles ftw.
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Fued between me and Fed?
Welcome The Bear and Jjryan9
Fued between me and Fed:
We are not having a fued! Just two ordinary newspapers :p Don`t think that we are having a war because we aren`t…AND THATS FINAL :p
WELCOME NEWCOMERS!
The Bear and Jjryan are now the interviewers! Congratz them when you see them 
