NEWS WILL BE DELAYED UNTIL TOMMOROW!

VOL.1 NO.7 WILL COME TOMMOROW!

OH EMILY…..OH OH EMILY!!

This fag named Tyler came on and started begging his hunny to come back to him xD

PICTURES:

EXTRA EXTRA!!!

We have just heard from one of our employees that Lamp HAS SCAMMED THE XAT? Thats mostly how he got his stuff.

Jjryan reports that he got all that stuff from scams. Is it true? OR IS IT A LIE!?

UPDATE:

5% of it is fake…but is the other percent TRUE? :O Lamp denies all of it…but is he telling the truth?

Vol. No 5

TOP STORIES:

Sprtys High School Moment

Sprtys High School Moment:

Sprty just had her first day of High School. DP users are dying to know how it was! Sprtys interview about it will come on Wednsdays newspaper. She said she got lost,but it was pretty funny. Can you imagine getting lost in school,and missing your classes xD Yeah, I can`t imagine it :p Anyway, We hope you had a good day Sprtay!

OTHER NEWS:

Short newspaper much?

OTHER ACTIVITIES ON DP TIMES!

Short News:

So sorry for the delay! Homework is busting my butt off,and I hadn`t had time to do a report! I`ll be back and ready by tommorow,I just had to hurry this one up cause its almost my bedtime xD (Gotta wake up at 6:00 am D:)

NEW ACTIVITIES!?

New activities coming up on the DP times? Yes there is! SEND WEBBY A PM ON DOCKPENGUINS FOR A IDEA OF ACTIVITIES. You can send me comments,jokes and clip art, so we can post it on our site!
Plus, new page coming up on the wordpress,be sure to check it out everyday for more updates.

DELAY ON USER OF THE DAY, =/ DUE TO SCHOOL

Vol.1 No.4

TOP STORIES:

Saw coming back!

FEDEX REPORTS THAT ZSA BANNED HIM FOREVER REASON?

THE MADDIE AND TAILS DOLL INTERVIEW IS HERE!

Maddie and the Tails Doll interview!

Q:What do you think of the tails doll?
A:I think he’s cute, awesome, and HE PWNS.

Q:Do you think he is real?
A:I’m not quite sure, but I have seen many things that look very very real.

Q:Have you tried the curse?
A:No, but I may try it someday.

Q:Since when did you start being obsessed with him?
A:Sometime in June or July, when I saw this Youtube Poop video which was part of a fad, called “I JUST” and in the related videos, there was one called, “I DARE YA TO WATCH THIS IN FULL SCREEN” in which there was a drawing of the Tails Doll with the theme of the “Halloween” movies, and the picture was getting zoomed in very slowly to make it seem creepy. I looked in the comments to see what others said it was, (I hadn’t heard of the doll at the time) I saw someone say that it was the Tails Doll. So I searched a few videos on it and some of them interested me. Then, I become a huge lover of the Tails Doll.

SAW COMING BACK!

Saw will talk about him coming back to DP and becoming a mod. In our next newspaper,we have the itnerview in!
Here is what Saw had to say today:

Q. What mainly made you come back to DP?
A. After coming back from the Hamptons, I had noticed there was a poll to have James back. Obviously, I would react, and said he should come back. As he was admin, he made me mod again, and really kicked the staff into shape. It reminded me of old times, and made me realize DP can be fun if you enjoy your friends and users!

Q. What are your thoughts of the DP times?
A. I think the DP Times is a really good edition to DP! It lets out news about stuff people will find out about if they didn’t experience. Ex. The Noob Attack. I wasnt there. If I was there I’d blow their faces off with my Noob Blastah.

Q. Are you Happy you came back to DP? Or do you regret it?
A. Very happy to come back to DP, even though James is gone again. I realized even if someone epic is here, I should focus overall on the forum. I mean, with over 2000 users, moderating this forum must be really worthwhile! Handling 2000 users must be like handling a monkey that just ate vanilla ice cream!…. yeah I dont get it either.

Q. Do you thing DP is better with James?
A. I must admit, DP was funner with James, but not everybody can have anything. I do miss James.

Q. What do you think about the Fedex/Zsa conflict?
A. Ah, the Zsa/Fedex conflict. Perhaps more crazier than the Obama/McCain campaign, perhaps more mindblowing than getting a brainfreeze. Well first off, Fedex is a huge idiot. Yeah. I said it. He has no idea what he does on the forum, the only reason he gets anywhere on the forum is because he uses his stupid Xats to get back in the staff. He literally should just gtfo. And the conflict is ridiculous. It’s obvious Zsa is right. Fedex should go get a job at a trash pickup industry for all I care.

Extra Question. Do you like waffle?
A. Waffles ftw.

Other News:

Fued between me and Fed?

Welcome The Bear and Jjryan9

Fued between me and Fed:

We are not having a fued! Just two ordinary newspapers :p Don`t think that we are having a war because we aren`t…AND THATS FINAL :p

WELCOME NEWCOMERS!

The Bear and Jjryan are now the interviewers! Congratz them when you see them

Fedex vs. Zsa Interview

Fedex VS. Zsa

Heyo. THE EPIC FIGHT EVAH! Fed and Zsa fight it off on Odp on Sunday. Lemmee tell you,IT WAS EPIC! Here is what Fedex had to say about it:

Q:What do you think about Zsa doing that to you?
A:First Off,I think as a mod,she acts very immature,she cusses and is extrememly rude.

Q:Will this fued between you guys EVER END!?
A:Well I want it to,and I wanna be friends but she starts it up all the time.

Q:Do you have any history with zsa? Any friendships?
A:She was the first person I ever met,She was nice,then I became mod,and her hate level went up.

But here is what Zsa had to say,

Q:Do you have any history with Fed? Any friendships?
A:One,that makes me extremely sick,

Q:Will this fued between you guys EVER END!?
A:NEVER…EVER

Q:Do you think You banning fed was a good idea?
A:Idk,Heat of the passion,I probably would of done it anyway.

Some pics of the fight: (THANKS TO JJRYAN)

TheDPtimes like Perez Hilton?

Cmon guys,It will never be like perez hilton.

Gossip and all that.  It will have SOME Gossip. But not alot…

So don`t get crazy if you are noticed in the newspaper,I won`t write trash about ANYONE.

Vol.1 No.3

TOP STORIES:

Fedex and His Bribes 2 (The Details)

Maddie and the Tails Doll (How will it end!?)

Fedex and His Bribes 2

More info has just came in!

Fedex Bribes has been a talking sensantion throughout the forum. Lots of Users say its true…
None of the users said it was false…
WHO IS RIGHT!?
Well..the users who said it was true..IS CORRECT :O
Shocker….
Its pretty much not a shocker to me,Fedex always gets his way through xats. If you are reading this Fed,I`m sorry to say but,You need to get your way,through your skills,not your xats,YOUR SKILLS.
Skills and xats are not homophones. They are different words with different meanings. Am I correct?
Now,I have just interviewed 2 users who has something to say about this:

Q: The Rumor turned out to be true,are you shocked?
A:Nah,Not really =p

Q:You think after this story,he will still use bribes?
A:OF COURSE!!!!!!!!!!!
Q:Why is that?
A:Because he can,He`s prob like “I have xats,instead of giving them to my friends and being nice,they have to make me mod or gimmie their powers to get my xats.”

Q:Do you think Fedex will get his way through?
A: Hell yeah. Adam will probably take the xats and put it toward the saving DP thingie. But he will keep them for himself but, whatever really.

The 2nd user had something to say also,

Q:Are you shocked that it is found to be true?
A: Not really, ive seen him do that before on xat all the time…

Q:You think after this story he will still use bribes?
A:maybe not. he might be ashamed.

Q:Why do you think that?
A:because everyone will critisize him

Q:Will Fedex get his way?
A:eventually

Maddie and The Tails Doll:

As you all know,Maddie has made a topic about her fear of the tails doll. Few days later,she became “obsessed” with this haunted doll. It all comes down to the facts,that maddie might be POSSESSED with the curse. I have done some research on this “tails doll”,and it the facts came up pretty scary. Shes made pictures,a forum,drawings of this doll. We will never know about this haunted topic.
Her interview will be posted later on in the week :d

Freaky right? More details on tommorows paper

FIGHT ON THE CHAT!?

Major fight between users at Odp,on August 30th at 4:30 pm on a Sunday. (No pictures due to Language)
Zsa calls Fedex a fag. (As usual). Fedex also calls Zsa a “man”,but Wall comes and saves the day saying
“Shes not a boy,shes a girl” Hip Hip Hooray for Wall!

Other News:

JOB OPENINGS!

Xat donation Suceed?

Job Openings for TheDPtimes WordPress!’

EXTRA EXTRA! THERE IS JOB OPENINGS FOR THEDPTIMES WORDPRESS! PM WEBBY YOUR SKILLS/BLOGS YOU MADE/BLOGS YOU WORKED FOR!
Jobs:
Interviewer
Researcher

Xat Donation Sucess?

Do you guys think the Xat donation will suceed? Will we be able to get a new theme? Donate any xats that you have to Wwe Adam on the xat when he is on. REMEMBER: HE IS THE MAIN OWNER,DO NOT GIVE XATS TO A MEMBER/MOD, THEY ARE IMPOSTERS! If you do not have xats,thats ok. PM Webby comments about this Other News topic.

Vol.1 No.2

Fedex and his Bribes. MORE DETAILS INSIDE!

Users reported rumors about a recent former staff mod “Fedex” bribing his way toward modship. Lots of people say that Fedex bribes his way with xats and days to Wwe Adam (Admin/Creator of DP).
I have interviewed 2 users about this rumor. Here is what the 1st one said:

Q:What do you think about Fedex and his bribes?
A: Idk.

Q:Do you think Fedex will get his way to modship?
A: Um,Idk

Q:Are you gay?
A:No

Q:Do you think this rumor is true?
A:Um wat rumor..

Unfortunantly,he did not answer very specifically,anyway,the 2nd user actually had something good to say about it:

Q:What do you think about Fedex and his bribes?
A:I think he`s a fag,I`m happy he`s been demoted,He honestly needs to earn some respect for himself and be alot nicer.
That way he couldn`t have to bribe people with xats and days and coin codes to be his friend. When he doesn`t have to be mod
for people to respect him,maybe we can get along again.

Q:Do you think Fedex will get his way to modship?
A:Of Course. He always does just because he has “money”.

On tommarows news,we will have more news on the fedex story

Other News:

Jordy visits Chat

Newbs invade the chat

James quit?

Jordy Visits Chat:

JordyGirl visits the chat yesterday, Ace got lovesick and started asking for hugs by Jordy. Jordy has had school to deal with,so that is why she has not been present on DP. It was awesome to see her again yesterday :d

NOOB ATTACK!

Noobs attack the chat after Adam promoted the chat! It was horrible. Very dramatic,and very deadly. Noobs everywhere started acting nooby,that no one could take it. Some users survived the hurricane of such stupid noobs…..some died of looking at the chat. May them rest in peace.

James Quit.

It was recently heard that James quit,Right after Adam begged James to come back. Few days after he has worked for the forum,he fires himself and quits. Just like that. Send Webby comments in PM about this Other News topic.

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